byebye weak ass homophobic/transphobic legal defenses.
I love that it’s 2014 and it’s only now been banned in one state
the destruction of mayan and aztec codices by the spanish is much more tragic than the burning of alexandria’s library but i never see nerds get mad about that
Happy brothers after being rescued from a circus [video]
dON’T FUCKING CRY
The one time I go outside, I find this.
The best accidental discovery in the world - WTF fun facts
I’m not really surprised about Kai sounding more like a teenager 3 years later since Skyler Brigmann, his voice actor, also grew up!
I see him like every day at school and like my stomach does a little flip because I’m like “it’s motherfuckkng Kai “
oh my GOD
Pikachu find ur chill
Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]
elephants are fucking awesome.
Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it.
Fuckin’ octopuses, man.
Love at first sight is dangerous.
This is so cool.
do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
60 MPH OF DAD